we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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