turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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