she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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