I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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