Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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