"it" just moved
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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