It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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