fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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