Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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