Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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