If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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