hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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