Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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