GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize