Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Randomize