it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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