I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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