is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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