So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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