try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
soo... how was my night?
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