Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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