Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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