Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
