Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Shame - the story of my life.
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