How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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