we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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