Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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