Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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