I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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