Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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