I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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