did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Randomize