Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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