If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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