Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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