With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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