I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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