For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Someone came in the potted fern
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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