i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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