But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
