I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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