You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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