I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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