I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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