Sry I called you an 8
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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