so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
should my penis look like a turkey
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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