Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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