ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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