Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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