I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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