There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
