Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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