it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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