"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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